I went out to dinner last night with an old boss, who called me up and was having some personal issues and really needed to talk to me. We were very close when I worked for her, but she was way too much into my biz back then, calling herself my "Mother" and I eventually had to request for another 'boss'...but we still remained close! But being with her last night brought up the two WORST pet peeves I hate the most...1)If you mother taught you anything, it was to never (and I mean NEVER) talk with food in your mouth!!!! For God sakes, chew it, swallow it, then talk to me. I love seafood, just don't care to SEE your food!!! Not to mention as your shoveling it in your mouth, it's grossly all over your mouth, and bits and pieces are flying at me...so, I literally had to tune her out, and talk myself thru this fiasco and just focus on her EYES...do not look at her mouth!!!! Which brings me to pet peeve #2, if you must blow your nose, please, please, PLEASE excuse yourself and go outside or to the bathroom...just get away from ME. There is nothing worse than talking to someone face to face, while they blow into a tissue...the sound alone makes me want to gag right now...but when I'm EATING, I must say that right there is just plain WRONG....where are your manners...etiquette?!
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OK now im gonna be self-conscious about eating in front of you.
"Kim, why are you so quiet?"
Kim: (waits...swallows) Um, because I'm eating. And I'm only allowed to do one thing at a time...
LOL!
Speaking of etiquette. I was just reminded once again how gross women are in the bathroom. FLUSH your freakin' seat cover before you leave! Do you think I like seeing the imprint of your large ass??
Ok, seriously, I just LAUGHED OUT LOUD on the seat covers comment...!
Aw, no, don't be afraid to eat and talk, this woman is KNOWN for how she eats and talks and it's not nice to watch it, TRUST ME! She shovels in more than she can chew and then proceeds to TALK...nasty!
You know, it is customary to place the entire sushi roll into one's mouth! I surely hope I won't be blogged about after our night out! :P
I'm cracking up.
BAH...no worries, PROMISE...ok, now that you mention it, my mouth is so darn small, I have to cut my sushi in half...and that is not pretty as it completely crumbles apart!
Great. Now I'll have to tell myself to focus on YOUR eyes as you fumble with your cut-up sushi. :P
You are learning girl!!!! LOL!
Oh I hear you with the nose blowing. I can never blow my nose in front of anyone. Well, unless it's a bunch of dudes and they're all slobs. Also, thanks for reading my blog from the begining.
I hear ya, I can't blow my nose in front of anyone...I don't like the "sound"...LOL! Your blog is very cool and it's crazy how fast it became so popular...that's great!
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